for all you bitches that are too stubborn to visit savemengtar.blogspot.com, here's what you've missed:

john and i broke up.

he cheated on me with laura derousselle.

i hate everything.

I may as well have live-blogged my television watching experience at the house this morning.  I just tried watching Regis and Kelly and now feel 30% dumber.  oh, but wait, Rachael Ray is on!  super NOT fun.  John Stamos was just on with her talking about gyros/pitas and he madea  gyros joke and she didn't get that it was a joke and talked over him.  I HATE HER!!!  How dare you do that to John Stamos!  No, I am not eating bon-bons.  I will paint or draw and have tv time with Snowflake.  I seriously feel less smart though.  Talk shows are so dippy except Oprah.  Why is there a need for blow dryer boot camp?  Do women live in caves now?  This woman is trying to figure out how to dry her frizzy hair and Rachael Ray is talking over the blow dry teacher holy shy don't you just shut up?  What's the next lesson in band-aid application?  I fucking learned how to blow-dry in the womb.

haha Rachael Ray just said "forget it, I am out of the loop" out of context then when the audience gave her a pity laugh, she said it again.

Also, if you have yet to see the movie The Prestige, go see it.  and don't be like, "but I saw the OTHER magician movie, so I don't want to see two movies about the same career, people might start thinking I have aspirations."  Go get it.  It's out on video now.  So go.  Then thank me because I so totally deserve it.

Also, I'm going to be setting up my own private league soon, so everyone that is interested, which should be everyone should keep hittin this shit up for when I announce what our league number is.  Good luck, Twinkies!